She also bought me this book a while back, lost it, and then finally gave it to me today. She told me it would help me dress better. I seriously thought she was going to give me this book:
Or this one:
Everyone says I dress like a mom...or that I look like one. My question is why are all of your mothers dressing like hot 21 year olds???
Really though, she got me this book:
"Highlights include: How to dress sexy without looking like a skank; How to flirt without facing charges of cyber stalking; Which guy is good, which guy is bad, which guy is gay; The difference between dinner conversation and discussions you should only have with your gynecologist; How to navigate meals with plates that aren't paper and utensils that aren't plastic"
Apparently I need to say farewell to my trampy lifestyle and hello to the "CLASSY" life.